Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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