what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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