Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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