He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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