The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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