She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I am one with the molecules
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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