Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm always down for nudity.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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