yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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