Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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