What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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