Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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