I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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