I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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