we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
