all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
