i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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