some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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