I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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