After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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