Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you traded sex for a burrito?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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