What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Who died my cat blue again?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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