kristin has been a bad kristin
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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