walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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