I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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