I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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