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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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