Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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