So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
