Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
