I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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