Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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