so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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