if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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