You really coming over, don't trick.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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