this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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