I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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