hell yes lets make some ravioli
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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