Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
