Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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