i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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