i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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