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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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