ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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