This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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