Christians are straight up FREAKS
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
