If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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