remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have post one night stand depression
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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