It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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