at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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