I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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