i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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