morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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