The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
