Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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